I was a good child. I looked like a young Telly Savalas. I was a good baby; always laughing; never crying, my mother says. I was a giddy kid. All the pictures of me show me smiling so I must've been a happy toddler. Surreal memories they are. I was born at a hospital in Baltimore, don't bother looking for it though. When I went back there in 2001 I went looking for the hospital but discovered it had been condemned and torn down. Sad for me. I don't know what I wanted to see, I guess I'd have liked to have seen a statue but I don't think anyone really cared. The hospital is now a grocery store. Great. My hospital ward was in the bulk foods section...interesting.